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painfullycynical:

Cats
koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

(Source: misterfrodoarchive, via charlie--sheen)

itsdeepforhappypeople:

randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged

get out.

loonylunalovegood97:

ussnormandy:

luciferwearswestwood:

i just realized

there are 12 grades of school. Come graduation day i can say it, I can actually freaking say it:

I DID MY WAITING,

12 YEARS OF IT.

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

I am genuinely disappointed I didn’t do this

You are stuck in an ugly building that you’re in against your will for years, and there are creatures in there that suck out our happiness and make you fall into depression or insanity.

Did I just describe Azkaban or high school?

(Source: itsinthewi-fi, via charlie--sheen)